assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

(via awkward-lee)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

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  • Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
  • Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
  • Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

loghr990:

meganthebadwolf:

hulksmashmouth:

capslockapocalypse:

kaeraeday:

capslockapocalypse:

744-miles-near:

cassserolekitty:

hobopatrol:

2spooky-meulin:

2spoopyebubbles:

selffiveanddownlowfive:

terminally-heartfire:

justasillyfilly:

Oh

oH

OH

OH

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OH

oh

oH

OH

that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone

OH

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Had to reblog just for that last gif!!

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notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

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